Funny birthday cards
Funny birthday cards with jokes we wrote ourselves, not recycled memes. Change the punchline, add their name and send it straight to them.
£3.99 per card, UK delivery included. Moonpig £5.89 and Funky Pigeon £5.79 for a standard card with their cheapest post (checked 21 October 2026). Moonpig also has a value range from £2.99 before postage.
32 designs. Tap one to personalise it; ready-made cards are printed exactly as shown.
Write it your way
Every funny birthday card comes with a ready-made inside message you can keep or replace, for example: "Like a fine wine or a decent cheese, you just get better. Happy birthday!" Change the words on the front, pick one of 8 fonts, swap the colours or add a photo, and we print your message inside in a handwriting-style font.
Price and delivery
From £3.99 including UK delivery, in Standard, Square or Large A4, printed on 324gsm Mohawk matte card with a kraft envelope. Choose 2nd class, 1st class or Tracked 24 after printing. Delivery options.