Sage green birthday card with a big steaming teal flask, an empty yellow bucket beside it and a fishing rod leaning on the left with a thin line drooping towards the bucket. Text: Happy birthday. The bucket is empty. The flask is not.

Detail of the inside right-hand page of the fishing birthday card, showing the message printed there

Funny birthday cards

Fishing Funny Birthday Card Empty Bucket

£3.99 including UK delivery

A sage green card with a big steaming teal flask, an empty yellow bucket and a fishing rod with a red float. A funny birthday card for an angler who comes home with a story and no fish.

Ready-made design. The front and the message inside are printed exactly as shown, so there is no text editor on this card. Want your own words on the front? Personalise a different design.

Delivery to one UK address (Standard card, 7x5in)Royal Mail 2nd class£3.99Printed in 1-3 working days, then 2-3 days in the post. Allow 3-6 working days.Royal Mail 1st class£4.79Printed in 1-3 working days, then usually next working day. Allow 2-4 working days.Tracked 24 after printing (1-3 days print)£8.49Printed in 1-3 working days, then a tracked 24-hour courier. Allow 2-4 working days in total. Not same-day dispatch.

You see the front and the inside again in your basket before you pay.

Front: “Happy birthday. The bucket is empty. The flask is not.”
Printed inside (handwriting-style type, as shown in the second picture):

“Of course we believe you. Have a lovely day.”

Standard 7x5in (178x127mm) card, 324gsm Mohawk Superfine matte card, kraft envelope, printed in the UK
A small TCH Works mark on the back
One size and design only: this card is not available as Square or A4

Prices include delivery to one UK address. Delivery times and cut-offs.

Cancellation rights: this is one of our standard (not personalised) designs, so you can cancel within 14 days of delivery. Email us, then post the unused card back; we refund the item price within 14 days of getting it back. You pay return postage unless the card was faulty or our mistake. Your rights for faulty or misdescribed items are not affected. See our terms.