Dark blue Christmas card with a big red twin-bell alarm clock with yellow bells showing five o’clock, with little ringing lines either side. Text: Merry Christmas, Mum and Dad. We’ll be up at five.

Christmas cards

Funny Christmas Card From The Kids Up At Five

£3.99 including UK delivery

A dark blue card with a big red twin-bell alarm clock showing five o’clock. A funny Christmas card from the kids to Mum and Dad, with a warning about the time.

Ready-made design. The front and the message inside are printed exactly as shown, so there is no text editor on this card. Want your own words on the front? Personalise a different design.

Delivery to one UK address (Standard card, 7x5in)Royal Mail 2nd class£3.99Printed in 1-3 working days, then 2-3 days in the post. Allow 3-6 working days.Royal Mail 1st class£4.79Printed in 1-3 working days, then usually next working day. Allow 2-4 working days.Tracked 24 after printing (1-3 days print)£8.49Printed in 1-3 working days, then a tracked 24-hour courier. Allow 2-4 working days in total. Not same-day dispatch.

You see the front and the inside again in your basket before you pay.

Front: “Merry Christmas, Mum and Dad. We’ll be up at five.”
Printed inside (handwriting-style type, as shown in the second picture):

“Love, the kids. (We have already counted the presents.)”

Standard 7x5in (178x127mm) card, 324gsm Mohawk Superfine matte card, kraft envelope, printed in the UK
A small TCH Works mark on the back
One size and design only: this card is not available as Square or A4

Prices include delivery to one UK address. Delivery times and cut-offs.

Cancellation rights: this is one of our standard (not personalised) designs, so you can cancel within 14 days of delivery. Email us, then post the unused card back; we refund the item price within 14 days of getting it back. You pay return postage unless the card was faulty or our mistake. Your rights for faulty or misdescribed items are not affected. See our terms.