Navy card with a TV listings page headed TODAY ON TV with a tiny television in the corner, six time slots (1.00 to 5.00) each with a programme line, four of them circled in red pen. Text: Merry Christmas. Circled everything. Asleep by three.

Christmas cards

TV Guide Funny Christmas Card Asleep By Three

£3.99 including UK delivery

A navy card with a TV listings page headed TODAY ON TV, with four programmes circled in red pen. For the family member who plans the whole Christmas viewing and falls asleep by three.

Ready-made design. The front and the message inside are printed exactly as shown, so there is no text editor on this card. Want your own words on the front? Personalise a different design.

Delivery to one UK address (Standard card, 7x5in)Royal Mail 2nd class£3.99Printed in 1-3 working days, then 2-3 days in the post. Allow 3-6 working days.Royal Mail 1st class£4.79Printed in 1-3 working days, then usually next working day. Allow 2-4 working days.Tracked 24 after printing (1-3 days print)£8.49Printed in 1-3 working days, then a tracked 24-hour courier. Allow 2-4 working days in total. Not same-day dispatch.

You see the front and the inside again in your basket before you pay.

Front: “Merry Christmas. Circled everything. Asleep by three.”
Printed inside (handwriting-style type, as shown in the second picture):

“Merry Christmas. Wake me for the film.”

Standard 7x5in (178x127mm) card, 324gsm Mohawk Superfine matte card, kraft envelope, printed in the UK
A small TCH Works mark on the back
One size and design only: this card is not available as Square or A4

Prices include delivery to one UK address. Delivery times and cut-offs.

Cancellation rights: this is one of our standard (not personalised) designs, so you can cancel within 14 days of delivery. Email us, then post the unused card back; we refund the item price within 14 days of getting it back. You pay return postage unless the card was faulty or our mistake. Your rights for faulty or misdescribed items are not affected. See our terms.